Mr. Smooth

Ok ladies, there are a few lessons my very intelligent and wise father has taught me in life. One is, if it seems to be too good to be true, it probably is. Mr. Smooth was yet another man I met on yahoo personals. He was tall, blonde, blue eyed and very good looking. We chatted for about a week, getting to know each other and common interests. He seemed nice enough, he had a good job and was a single dad. He asked me out for a lunch date which I agreed. When he met me with a dozen red roses. My first reaction was ‘oh how sweet!’. Ohhhh, foolish woman! This goes back to the whole if it seems to be too good to be true it probably is. We sat down at a nice Asian restaurant, had wine and wonderful food. On the way to the car he planted a kiss on me out of nowhere. Strange.. but ok. (again.. WRONG!) The kissing turned into a proposition which I was not willing nor ready to follow through on. I was polite, said good bye and that was it. The next morning I receive a text that states he no longer wants to go on anymore dates with me. It didn’t take long to figure out why, obviously because I did not put out.
Dating lesson number 3, if a man shows up on a date with a dozen red roses (or more than one really for that matter)it means one of two things, either A, he’s desperate or B, he’s trying to dupe you into jumping in the sack with him. Much to Mr. Smooth’s dismay, he spent a good $100 on fancy dinner and flowers to go home empty handed. And that.. ladies, is how you show the Mr. Smooth’s out there a lesson. I enjoyed my meal and my flowers, and my girlfriends and I had a GREAT chuckle at Mr. Smooth’s expense. We can only hope Mr. Smooth learned a thing or two from the experience as well, although that is doubtful.