Mr. Gigalo

So with the encouragement of a close friend I decided to try online dating again, on a respectable site. Don't confuse that with the fact that there are always respectable people on there. My ex I met through my friends in a 'respectable' manor and he turned out to be a self absorbed narcissistic immature ass, so...why not try online dating. I've decided I'm not risking friendships and dating anyone else in my social circle. That being said, I began talking with Mr. Gigalo. The first thing he started talking about was my boobs. Yeah ok, I entertained the conversation because I knew it would make for interesting fodder here. He asked me when the last time I was laid was, he told me how hot I was, then he stated I should get a friends with benefits. I explained to this idiot that I am worth much more than that. He then proceeded to tell me how good in bed he is and how many women have fallen in love with him because he is so good in bed. (FYI..this probably means you're not) He speaks about how he has sex at least every two weeks then tells me he has two kids by two different moms. Yeah okay. Don't get me wrong, dude was good lookin but give me a damn break. 1. I am WAY smarter than the women you date apparently. 2. If you brag about how good in bed you are, you probably are very small in the wrong places and really don't know what you're doing. and 3. If you tell me you have a kid you haven't seen in a year...I don't care how much of a bitch her mom is and how bad she is...you're an asshole. I have a very good friend who has 4 kids in SC, sees them every 3 months and is never late on child support. SEE YA! ...and as my best friend stated earlier...let the freakshow begin.