And now…. For the stories of the ones that didn’t even make it for a date this week. Ah… welcome to the dumassery that is my blog! Yes men really are freaks and I have proof this time! The picture shown here is indeed of what you think it is. I am guessing he was too shy to send a full fleshy pic of his mini me. Whats even better is the star studded sheet it’s wrapped in. Hey.. you can’t blame the guy for trying to make it pretty right? However I wonder.. is that really what we think it is or did he grab a big zucchini out of the fridge? I guess we will never know. I supposed his profile pic online should’ve really described it all, he was kissing a fish.. ah .. I don’t know… central Illinois? I don’t get it. Anyhow we talked a bit , he wanted me to come over and I said no, he said he wasn't in for a one night stand and I said thats a relief. We agreed to meet for dinner and drinks and then before I knew it he was sending me pics of his little friend. Along with this text 'Here u go, Mom of the uear needs this'. Ummm, no I don't and please learn how to spell YOU and YEAR. Oh dear. Mom of the year needs a maid but thats another story! Anyways he also followed it up by asking for a picture of my chi chi's. No I don't think so Long Dong Ding Dong.
Well that’s where it ended. I mean c’mon people, If I can not trust him to keep it in his pants while we are texting how can I ever take him out in public? Yet I ponder this… had I gone out on a date with him would he have wrapped his friend up in the special star studded sheet for me? Oh well, I guess I will never know.
